Holy Shit!!!

*Runs away to spew*

S.O.S

Ok, I’ve been thinking about whether or not to post this or not, and I’ve decided to because there are only a few people out there who actually know who I am. Or want to know who I am and more about me. Not that I’m hiding or anything, just no one has inquired about me, and if you wish to do so, feel free to ask away, and we can chat sometime.

Thought someone might be able to help me out. You see, I’ve always prided myself on being the good guy, the guy who will listen to your problems and solve them for you. The guy who will get you out of trouble when you need someone, the guy who will, under no circumstances let you down or break a promise. The kind of guy who likes you for who you are and not what you look like, despite what your first impressions of me are.

This is why this is disturbing me.

There is a girl. Yeah I know most problems start with girls (sorry ladies, but its mostly true), but this one isn’t her fault. She is perfect. I love her to death and I know she likes me the same way. We go clubbing often and I’m the one who sticks up for her and her friends when they get into trouble, whether I get hurt in the process or not. I’m the one who looks after her when she gets wicked drunk. Makes sure she has a good night and doesn’t have any problems. She wants to be with me and I want to be with her. But since being with her constantly for a while now, I’ve realized I’m not that nice a guy. She isn’t ugly, but a tad overweight. I know I know, shallow as and I’m regretting saying this to the depth of my heart, and I know that I have guaranteed my place on all of your black lists, but I have to solve it. I have no problem with it, but being a fit guy, lean and athletic; I’m way different to her physically. It just creeps me out, makes my gut turn when things get intimate. I don’t know why, I love her to bits and I think of her all the time. And I don’t want to boast or anything, but all my life I’ve been able to figure things out and make them work my way, whether they have been bad for others or good for all. But there isn’t anything I can do about this and I want this to work.

Please don’t hate me, please help me.

Cooper rocks!!

Whats wrong with long hair? For guys it seems to be a bad thing, never known why. I think its pretty mad. Except if you play soccer. Then everything you do is gay. Very gay. Bloody poofters.

Chicks: Total damnation to hell, or just damn tricky?

Chicks. We can't live without them, yet they make it almost impossible to live with them. What is going on in their head? Now most people would say an empty space, but i think there is a bit more to it than this (Vacuum maybe?).

I have a mate who's girlfriend goes absolutely spastic if he doesn't do EXACTLY as she says. Now that really blows. When I say this, I mean little things like "Stop talking about your friends, I don't want to hear about them again this week." and he wasn't even talking to her! Messed up. And alot of girls now days think like this and it gives me nightmares sometimes. Crazy.